Friday, June 17, 2011

bacon


This is the cookbook of my life. Seriously. If my life was to be condensed into cookbook form, this would be the finished product.
Unfortunately, if I want to keep my body lookin good in a swim suit, I can not eat this stuff. So it's turkey bacon for me, which is just not quite as good. It's like a chanel knock-off. It looks pretty, but it's just not as awesome, and you know that it's just imitation so you don't get that good feeling of knowing that you have the real thing.
Did I just compare Chanel to Turkey Bacon?
Yes...yes I did. Classy, I know.

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